The iron-rich placenta in which they're birthed?

Author: WTFMAO

Date: March 25, 2003

by WTFMAO
3-25-03
Good afternoon, ma'am! I'm here on behalf of Drug Co., LLC, a proud subsidiary of...say, are you going to finish eating that?
Eating what? You mean...my baby??
Yes, don't you also consume your young? Or at least, the iron-rich placenta in which they're birthed? It's a delicious and nutritious way to...wait, don't close THAT...
Well, I never! Or at least, almost never.
...door.