Death Vs. Matt

Author: Wraith

Date: July 13, 2001

by Wraith
7-13-01
Death and Matt get in a pissing contest over who fate hates more
I am the arbitrator of mans demise! I am cursed to watch the end of all dreams, to bring pain to the innocent, to witness the end of all things!
mmm-hmm. mmm-hmmm. k. let me tell you about my lovelife.
90 minutes later....
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN! geeze, sucks to be you!
Damn right I win!
Should I be happy about this?