Gabes bogus journey, part 5

Author: Wraith

Date: July 19, 2001

by Wraith
7-19-01
Gabe has been killed by squirrel hunters...
What the? I'm in Hell? Why did I go to Hell?
Well, lets pull up your file and find out, shall we?
Lets see...there's the standard stuff, lying, swearing, then there's your refusal to accept God (I was worried for a while there, you started to believe when you first got your Dreamcast), and...
to be continued...
What the? YOU CHOSE QUAKE 3 OVER UNREAL TOURNAMENT?! NO PUNISHMENT IS ENOUGH FOR YOU!
Damn, even if I get out of this, I owe Tyco 5 bucks!