All comics by Xeentar

 

Xeentar's Daily Encounter With Roxanne by Xeentar 3-23-01
Xeentar has yet another encounter with a stupid person... Hey, how goes? I was talking with my sister the other day and she saysBLAHBLAHBLAHand I says BLAHBLAHBLAH and I says BLAHBLAHBLAH that he says BLAH... oh god, not -her- again... she has the worse breath and she's -so- boring...	BLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh... Yeah, uh-huh... oh my...	She has learned to just zone out through it all while smiling and nodding. *zzzZZZZzzzzZZZ*

 

Approached By Catholic Lavonne by Xeentar 3-23-01
Hi Xeentar! How are you today? I hope God has been good to you this week. Boy, I sure hope I don't miss Confession tonight... oh god, please don't let her try to -convert- me again...	You know I can't possibly leave Bob out of anything I talk about with anyone, and God has helped me so much with what Bob did to me... Have you been going to Church? You know Jesus really BLAAAAHh... D'OH! what does she want from me?	The ultimate conversion has happened to our own Xeentar! See now? That's the spirit. Doesn't it feel good to be right with God? -THERE-!! Are you HAPPY now?!?!

 

The Twin Is Found (PT 1) by Xeentar 3-23-01
Xeentar finally meets her twin... Oh my God, Xeen! It's that twin of yours everyone keeps seeing around! Look!	Will she regret ever looking so hard? Damnit, who are you? Like, that doesn't matter 'cause we, like DRESS the same! Like oh -my- God! I wonder if our boyfriends look the same!	Yes... BIG time yes. Oh gods... this was a mistake... Like, you don't look happy to see you!

 

Salty (this one me the Joke Of The Year in my little group) by Xeentar 3-23-01
She said "phallus" so that certain people in the office wouldn't get upset... So, this has been drivin' me crazy for a long time... There's this song called Detachable Phallus by King Missle.... Uh-huh...	She knew Mr Stylie would under stand the word's real meaning... And the guy isn't really singing, but there's background signing people and the guy is just talkin' and -your- voice sounds -exactly- like his! I -swear-!! Hey that's kinda cool.. I'll write that down and download that... Talk to ya later!	Richie Mo' overhead me say "phallus" and came over... Phallus? What da- Ohhh you mean like... like *peanuts*... Hey what kind of *peanuts* do -you- like? Salty!!

 

The Twin Is Found (PT 2) by Xeentar 3-24-01
Our nobel hero looks in the Evil pages for help on her Twin/Clone problem... So there's this chick around my town that my friends kept seeing and saying she looked exactly like me. I -finally- found her. I was wondering if you could help me... heh.... dispose of her? Ah yes. I understand your problem, for I am often told that I was seen in one such place or the other, when I clearly was elsewhere. No, we'll just find her and I'll make her succum-	You said "suck cum"!! Heeee!! I did -not-, young lady!	So her search for reinforcements continues. Battle on, Xeentar. You're a liar! Wait a tic! Pointy horns, evil moustace, tritain... you're the DEVIL, aren't you?! Uh-oh...

 

Grr on B.C. by Xeentar 3-24-01
Damnit, B.C.! I was going to use the character you used for your guy as a character that would hit on MY character! ..........	Well?!? What do you have to say for yourself?! ........	Hey babe... wanna yiff?

 

The Twin Is Found (PT 3) by Xeentar 3-24-01
Xeentar finds someone to help her with her Twin/Clone problems. But he remains a mystery. Oh great DX... you're the only one that can help me with my evil clone running around town! Heh... don't worry little girl. I can help you. I have special powers.	Really? Watch this...	Oh! Get what I mean? I wink at you!

 

Yiff by Xeentar 3-24-01
Yiff!! Yiff yiff!	Yiff... Yiff yiff yiff!	Uhg... I'm done, BC... Damnit, woman! That was just the ORAL sex!

 

A Monthly Moment by Xeentar 3-25-01
Wanna yiff?	I've got cramps from hell and I'm bleeding profusely from between my legs, DAMNIT! Soooo... *pause* Wanna yiff?	I am going to RIP my ovaries out and THROW them at you! Eep!

 

DragonXero Pixalized by Xeentar 10-17-01
Hey, Xeen... Oh my God.. they made him a character...	Hmm... better compliment him	So... what's up? Nice pixles! Oops, gotta go!

 

That's gotta hurt by Xeentar 8-15-02
Does that hurt? Repent for that remark!	I'm sorry Jesus. Forgive me for my sin(s). You are been forgi-	Does that hurt?? SHADDUP!

 

The Paperclip of Doom Series by Xeentar 2-17-03
Xeentar turns on her computer one day... Ah... now time for spending another full day playing with my best friend...	But there's a loud... zap type sound... Shiznat!	What has this world come to? Ack! Who the hell are you? Hi! I'm Bill! I've come to help you with all your computer needs!

 

The Paperclip of Doom Series Part 2 by Xeentar 2-17-03
Evil spawn of Microsoft - BE GONE! No no no no! You got it all wrong! I'm just hear to give you a better and happier computing experience and to help you with any problems you may have!	Right... uh, Bill, is it? I've been using computers nearly every day of my life since second grade! The last thing I need is somebody to pop up and tell me how to use my own computer! Ah I see you've been a happy minion of Master Gates for many years, could I intrest you in a $2 discount off Windows XP?	Master Gates? Don't you mean Master Bates? Or Master of Hell? No, I don't want a damn discount. You'll never convert me! Never!!! She has a brain! This will be a tough assingment...

 

The Paperclip of Doom Series Part 3 by Xeentar 3-08-03
Xeen closes her eyes and prays to whatever good and benevolent deity listening... Dear Gods, make me a penguin, so that I can slide, far far away... Hello! I am here to give you a better and happier computing experience!	My aching aunt! It doesn't shut up! I see that you are writing a prayer! Would you like me to assist you?	No! Nooo! I'd be happy to help! Let me give you a choice of Deities that you can address your letter to!

 

The Paperclip of Doom Series Part 4 by Xeentar 3-08-03
When we last left our heroess, Xeen was batteling against the dread Paperclip I know how you can help me! How do I make you go away?? Just let me step you through your computer experience!	Gaw! Okay, fine. Help me write my friggin' letter... Now pick one of these Deities: 1 - Bill Gates.	What is to become of our beloved genious? Wot-ho! Where's the choices? I have no options! I see you seem to be having problems either deciding what you are doing or how to operate the computer currectly to have a happy computing experience. Let me choose for you.

 

Da Club by Xeentar 3-12-04
		So... uh... yous hang out here often? *sigh*

 

Cheap Jesus by Xeentar 3-12-04
Heheh. Watch this... Okay!	Hey Mistah! I am but a starving homeless girl. Do you have any spare change? Yes, of course my child. Just let me... get in my... pocket... DAMNIT!	Hehehe! He falls for it everytime! I don't get it...

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