The Paperclip of Doom Series Part 3

Author: Xeentar

Date: March 8, 2003

by Xeentar
3-08-03
Xeen closes her eyes and prays to whatever good and benevolent deity listening...
Dear Gods, make me a penguin, so that I can slide, far far away...
Hello! I am here to give you a better and happier computing experience!
My aching aunt! It doesn't shut up!
I see that you are writing a prayer! Would you like me to assist you?
No! Nooo!
I'd be happy to help! Let me give you a choice of Deities that you can address your letter to!