The Paperclip of Doom Series Part 2

Author: Xeentar

Date: February 17, 2003

by Xeentar
2-17-03
Evil spawn of Microsoft - BE GONE!
No no no no! You got it all wrong! I'm just hear to give you a better and happier computing experience and to help you with any problems you may have!
Right... uh, Bill, is it? I've been using computers nearly every day of my life since second grade! The last thing I need is somebody to pop up and tell me how to use my own computer!
Ah I see you've been a happy minion of Master Gates for many years, could I intrest you in a $2 discount off Windows XP?
Master Gates? Don't you mean Master Bates? Or Master of Hell? No, I don't want a damn discount. You'll never convert me! Never!!!
She has a brain! This will be a tough assingment...