FTC #14: You're the great Jesus Christ

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 15, 2003

by Xuanwu
12-15-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here. You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year...
When I get back, Neeley and Webber are going to get a crucifix where I don't shine.