FTC #14: Jethuth Chritht!

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 16, 2003

by Xuanwu
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
You know, it would be funny if you sang "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" right now.
You know, it would be funny if you sucked my "Biggus Dickus" right now.