FTC #15: Semi-Anti-French Humor

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 23, 2003

by Xuanwu
12-23-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
No, no, you see, "fuck" is just French for "The best holiday ever is." The French say "Fuck Christmas!" all the time! Honest! Please don't feed me to the reindeer...
I think the coal supply of France will be experiencing a dramatic surge this Christmas.