FTC #15: Is the kid's last name Torvald?

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 24, 2003

by Xuanwu
12-24-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
And that's when I realized: if I kill you and claim your powers, I could hand out presents on Halloween! And people would refer to me as "The Supreme Squash!"
You're just doing this so you can screw the kid who carries around the blanket, aren't you?