Could you be my neighbor?

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 24, 2003

by Xuanwu
12-24-03
Howdy, neighbor! Wonderful day, isn't it? I hope you're feeling chipper!
Um...just a question: you do know I used to deal in stolen goods, right? Most people around here know about my criminal past.
Yep. I do.
Then...why are you so happy to see me?
Because good fences make good neighbors!