FTC #16: You dead, pool!

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 31, 2003

by Xuanwu
12-31-03
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
The ball in Times Square fell and crushed Dick Clark!
Darn! I knew I should have picked him for the SC Dead Pool.