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| Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene. | |
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| I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started? | |
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| I blame it all on the Commie Pinko Jewish Teenage Mutant Ninja Preppy Heterosexual Socialist Islamic Fundamentalist Japanese Radical Lesbian Orthodox Christian Gweeps! | |
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| My thoughts, exactly, Red. | |
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