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| Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene. | |
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| I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started? | |
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| I think it had something to do with how you fired that uzi into the crowd while yelling "GIVE ME JIZZ TURRETS OR GIVE ME DEATH!" | |
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| Oh, yeah...You wouldn't happen to have any, would you? | |
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