FTC #17: Begun the Computer Holy Wars Have

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 4, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-04-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
China was unveiling its Linux OS when a Windows users yelled that Linux was for "pinkos." Then an Apple guy called the others "iFruits." It hit the cooling fan after that.
Our hearts go out to the families of the gweeps that have been slaughtered this day.