FTC #17: Yes, but what would Cthulhu do?

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 6, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
People kept going on about "What would Jesus do?" Then someone remembered what Christ did to the merchants in the temple...
I see. For more on the subject, stay tuned for our special: "Jesus: Nice Guy or Commie Bastard?"