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| I just wanked off over the body of a comatose topless girl. I'm so pathetic. | |
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| I'd kill you, but I'm too busy fighting giant robots that want to eat me. | |
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| I just realized that sleeping with my mother's boyfriend was a bad idea. | |
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| Too late. Your dead. And I'm off to molest the underaged clone of my wife. | |
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| I can only stand here like a wet paper tiger as my guardian keeps people from blowing my brains out. I am pathetic. | |
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| Only you can save the world, Shinji. And that can mean just one thing: we're fscked. | |
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