Learning Gnome-sticism

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 11, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-11-04
Whatever you do tonight, DON'T GO TO SLEEP! The lawn ornaments have been coming alive at night.
Lawn ornaments... Right.
The little dwarfish ones are the worst. They've come up with some kinky stuff.
Before today, I never thought you could drink too much Bawls. Now I know.
Later that night...
Here's how it works: I get on the chair. You sit on me. My pointy hat does the rest. Capice?
Isn't that awfully personal? I hardly gnome you.