FTC #18: Any Norwegian Beaver Cheese?

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 13, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
...And then I had to shoot him when he revealed he actually had no cheese there and was deliberately wasting my time.
What a senseless waste of human life.