FTC #19b - "...Knew That I Could Make It If I Tried..."

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 22, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-22-04
Hey, babe. I'm Xero, the Chief Apostle of Drexle.
You knew our Lord and Savior Drexle? Wow!
Yep! We were like *that.* I can tell you about it at my place if you want.
All right! I have sooooo many questions about him! Okay, first...
Three hours later...
...and I was, like, "No WAY he would say 'wangs.' After all, like, everyone knows 'dongs' is such a better word, ya know?"
Drexle is looking at me right now and laughing his wang off. Sanctomonious bastard.