FTC #19d: "...We Can Write the Gospels..."

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 22, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-22-04
How goes getting the sacrificial virgins?
Not so good. All the girls who have signed up so far have been the old, overweight spinster types with big hats.
Ouch. Well, you're pulling in cash from the Church of Drexle, right?
I was. But now things have split up.
Earlier...
Follow the shoe!
No! Follow the gourd!