"Show Me Your Crash and Burnin' Soul!"

Author: Xuanwu

Date: January 23, 2004

by Xuanwu
1-23-04
Oh, yeah! Time to strut my stuff in front of the ladies with Dance Dance Revolution!
But... You've never played DDR!
I don't need to! I've got the Konami code! Up up down down left right left right B A Start! I enter it, I win!
But... The DDR pad doesn't have A or B buttons.
Crap.
That "E" you're about to receive isn't for effort, kiddo.