FTC #21: The Second Coming

Author: Xuanwu

Date: February 3, 2004

by Xuanwu
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
AHA! It is me, Jesus!
Damn it, Drexle! Stop being kinky and let me do my work!