FTC #21: Workplace Physics

Author: Xuanwu

Date: February 3, 2004

by Xuanwu
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
3 hours later...
...and that's why you should never mention "graviton generating turbines" to a cowboy.
I see. What the fuck are you talking about?