FTC #23: A Doomed Relationship

Author: Xuanwu

Date: February 13, 2004

by Xuanwu
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
HA! I see you camping there! Just wait until I get my rocket launcher reloaded!
This is the best date EVER.