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| I think George W. Bush is the smartest man alive. He is truly our Lord and Savior given earthly form. | |
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| Copious streams of testerone ooze from his every pore. His essence is that of the true man: rugged yet passionate. | |
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| Sometimes, at night, I can feel his hands caressing my tender flesh. It makes me squeal like a little schoolgirl. | |
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