FTC 96. Getting SMERSH-ed

Author: Xuanwu

Date: October 18, 2006

by Xuanwu
10-18-06
Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuck...I mean, MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh--
What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy?
Oh, that'll kill every man above 4 feet 6 inches in height and make all women beautiful.
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This was a commission from Woody Allen, wasn't it, Dad?