CC 336. Hercules...in SPAAAAACE!

Author: Xuanwu

Date: November 2, 2006

by Xuanwu
11-02-06
On board Air Force One.
Damn it! Those tattoo covered bearded lady aliens have blown the roof off my airplane! Send Al Pacino after them!
We can't, sir. Al Pacino betrayed us for a lifetime supply of sour balls and a farting unicorn. We had to send someone else.
But who else could open a can of whup-ass on those aliens like Al Pacino?
Because of the short notice, we could only get Kevin Sorbo. We put him on a rocket ship to the alien's spacecraft.
Ooo, look at the red blinking lights!