God Endorses All Sorts of "Loving"

Author: Xuanwu

Date: November 13, 2006

by Xuanwu
11-13-06
Never thought I'd get into Heaven, what with all my sins.
Yeah, same here.
I guess God is a lot more forgiving than the Bible makes him out to be.
Yeah. What did you do?
I NAILED THE - er, I committed aggravated sexual assault. You?
Same. With hamsters.