Not the Smartest Guy in the Room

Author: Xuanwu

Date: November 13, 2006

by Xuanwu
11-13-06
Ha, the fools! They may have locked me away and seized my assets, but I planned ahead!
They'll never find the funds in my secret Swiss Account! Only my lawyer and myself have access.
My lawyer should be here any minute with a load of goodies to alleviate my condition. Ah, sweet bribe enabled bliss!
Yes, any time now. Any time. Um...