Inspired by Jack Chick

Author: Xuanwu

Date: November 15, 2006

by Xuanwu
11-15-06
Welcome your first day of schools, children.
Yay!
Today's lesson is homosexuality. It's superior to that nasty, filthy heterosexuality. All of you should be homosexual when you grow up! SUBMIT TO THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS!
HAIL SATAN!
...and it's just that sort of possible scenario that's convinced me to home school my child, you servants of Lucifer.
Hm, yes, I see. Hold on one moment while I call Child Services.