The Report 6

Author: Xuanwu

Date: November 25, 2006

by Xuanwu
11-25-06
This war report is war-packed. I'll sure know all about war at the next meeting.
But... this isn't a report. It's a real war!
Oh, yeah? Then why am I covered in red dyed corn syrup?
That's not corn syrup! It's blood!
Hm. "Blood is sweet." I'll add that to the report.