FTC 100. Dogs are Good at Scratching Itches

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 8, 2006

by Xuanwu
12-08-06
Happy B-day great grandma. Did you make a wish?
Yes. I wished I hadn't slept with Scruffy when I was a little girl. It made raising a family so difficult.
Scruffy? You mean... the family dog? He's my great grandpa?!
He's only the family dog on most days, dear. With a full moon, he becomes "Scruffy, Werewolf with a 20 Inch Maiden Slayer."
I hope that feature is inheritable.