Mutton Shops 2

Author: Xuanwu

Date: July 9, 2007

by Xuanwu
7-09-07
Drew! Store clerks across the country have been killing our customers! And it's because of a "special promotion" that YOU started!
But you said they were "Sheep to the slaughter."
No! Our competitors are "lambs for the slaughter." Our customers are "sheep for the fleecing." We can't fleece dead sheep!
Oh.
Want some haggis? Made fresh today.