What If Lesbian Meant Telepath?

Author: Xuanwu

Date: July 22, 2007

by Xuanwu
7-22-07
X-Men
Greetings! I am Professor Xavier, the most powerful lesbian on the planet.
I'm Jean. I'm a lesbian and a lesbokinetic.
This is Cerebro. With it, I can use lesbianism to touch every mutant on the planet.
*Snikt*