Should have used Kryptonite paint instead...

Author: Xuanwu

Date: August 16, 2007

by Xuanwu
8-16-07
Mattel has announced a recall of millions of toys made in China. Mattel says the toys are covered in lead paint.
The Chinese businessman responsible was not available for comment, since he's been executed for being an idiot.
According to some of the workers, he was trying to make the toys "Superman proof."