CC 375. Eat It, Vegans

Author: Xuanwu

Date: December 5, 2007

by Xuanwu
12-05-07
Welcome to Sf@3o4!5a3FG#hja's. Can I take your order?
Yes. I'd like a tofu shake with tofu fries and tofu burger. It's bad to eat animals, you know!
So, that'll be one baby seal blood shake, deep fried dolphin sticks, and a strangled koala patty?
What the HELL? No! That's not what I ordered!
Ah, so you want a side of maimed panda nuggets?
...You're an evil, evil man.