Irony News 5

Author: Xuanwu

Date: September 25, 2009

by Xuanwu
9-25-09
To see what people think of our city's water, we've had this hobo pee into a bottle. Now we'll do a taste test.
I be saving that one fer days! Heh heh.
I...I think my intestines just took up macrame.
BURNING RATS ARE COPULATING IN MY ESOPHAGUS!
Fascinating report. I hope those folks got the taste of urine out of their mouths.
Actually, those were the reactions to city water. The hobo piss is selling for $20 a liter. But that's only if you catch him with a full bladder.