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by YoureATowel
8-10-06
Did you know you're the only mammal that can't jump?
Fuck you.
Haha pwned
Excuse me mr shark...Did you know you can't breathe on land?
Oh shit *dies*
PWNED!!!!!!!

 

by YoureATowel
8-11-06
Uh oh
Don't you think Amy Lee's pretty?
No...You're the only pretty one in my eyes!
LIE DAMMIT LIE!!!
Oh come on...every guy I know likes her, she's stunning I wont mind if you agree just DON'T LIE TO ME!
...?... Well I guess she said she wont mind...
Idiot.
You don't love me.
Well yeah I guess she's kinda pretty...

 

by YoureATowel
8-11-06
APOLOGISE!!!
Baby...I'm sorry I do love you more than anything, Amy Lee's ugly!
*sniffs* really?
Sweet Talk Her!
Ofcourse...Come on let's go out and I'll buy you some chocolate
Oh...NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME FAT!!!
Idiot.
Kill me.
YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!

 

by YoureATowel
8-11-06
He's finally going to do it!
I don't think this is going to work out...I mean I do love you but I think it'd do us good to have a break.
You're...You're breaking up with me...How could you after I gave you everything I had, I love you and you're breaking my heart like it's nothing!!! *sobs*
Oh no...
No...Oh please don't cry...you're right...you know what I'm just being stupid I Love you, I don't want to break up!
*wipes eyes*
Idiot.
Actually you're dumped
WTF?!?!?!

 

by YoureATowel
8-12-06
I hate religion
Take a seat
Alright...
...
Now child confess your sins.
Well last night I pissed in my dad's whiskey...and then...
Can you see why?
Ahh I see...now child god shall forgive you, all you have to do is take of your pants and let me clense your soul of all bad deeds *unzips*
*O_O*

 

by YoureATowel
8-12-06
I'm bored...
Same.
Ooooo I know WATER FIIIIIGHT!
NO WAIT!
Weeeeeeee
Idiot.

 

by YoureATowel
8-12-06
Life is so dark and painful sometimes I just want to slit my wrists and end it...
Excuse me...I accidently hammered this nail into my head...can you help me?
I know what you mean man...sometimes it feels like a nail's been hammered right into my broken heart
please help...
Oh Emily! why did she have to leave me! she shot her arrow into my heart and then left me here to die in a pool of my own blooooood! Just cause I cry when I come doesn't mean I'm a pussy!!!...right?
Fucking emo.

 

by YoureATowel
8-13-06
I love you more Miriam
No Roger I love you more and nothing can stop out love!
SQUISH, SQUELCH, SPLAT
Dude...you just sat on a Squirrel
MIRIAM!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Fucking vermin.

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