This is why they banned me from Tesco.

Author: YoureATowel

Date: August 10, 2006

by YoureATowel
8-10-06
Did you know you're the only mammal that can't jump?
Fuck you.
Haha pwned
Excuse me mr shark...Did you know you can't breathe on land?
Oh shit *dies*
PWNED!!!!!!!