He did it so she would stop staring at him

Author: Zamboro

Date: November 27, 2002

by Zamboro
11-27-02
Wow....my first day off from work in two months.... There's alot of things I could do, but it comes down to a difficult decision
Should I do something constructive like washing my "love stains" off John's authentic reproduction of the Mona Lisa... Or should I slap my scrotum silly with a ping-pong paddle?
. . . . .Okay, so it's not a difficult decision.