He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Author: Zamboro

Date: June 30, 2003

by Zamboro
6-30-03
Ever see those commercials for Life Cereal with that kid who didn't like anything? You know, "Mikey"?
He really fucking pisses me off. He's so picky he only eats Life cereal! You know what's wrong with a kid who will only eat one kind of cereal?
Not enough spankings.
If Mikey were my kid, I'd beat him till his goddamn legs stopped working.
And once he healed up, he'd be so glad to eat solid foods again, I bet he wouldn't be nearly so picky.
And they say violence never solves anything.