You laugh now, but he could save us all.

Author: Zamboro

Date: June 30, 2003

by Zamboro
6-30-03
Hey, let's say that a giant asteroid was about to destroy the planet. What would you do with your last few moments?
No question there. I'd lay flat on my back, and beat my cock like it owed me money.
Masturbation? Why? So that you could have one last great orgasm before you died?
Yeah, that's part of the reason. . . .
. . .
But also, if I blew my load hard enough, it might deflect the asteroid.