The initial plans included funny eyebrows and devil-horns

Author: Zamboro

Date: July 15, 2003

by Zamboro
7-15-03
Butch, I need to talk to you about my Mona Lisa.
I swear to god I found it that way.
Don't play stupid. That painting was worth several thousand dollars, and you ruined it.
Ruined? I think she looks better with a mustache.
YOU EJACULATED ON A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR PAINTING!!
I was gonna write "got milk", but I ran out of semen.