Jolly Rancher commercial waiting to happen

Author: Zamboro

Date: September 26, 2002

by Zamboro
9-26-02
Crap, my girlfreind is mad at me and I don't know why!
girl.....friend?
Yeah. I was thinking I'd write her a poem, or serenade her, or buy her some sapphire earrings.
Yesss...that could work...
. . . .
OR you could do what I do, and drill a hole in a watermelon.