War is teh Stupid, Act V

Author: Zaster

Date: February 16, 2004

by Zaster
2-16-04
Excuse me, mister! My mommy told me to ask if you could please keep the noise down over here.
What!? Tell your mother we're trying to fight a war here!
And could you please keep the cluster bombs out of our yard? My sister and I are trying to play!
Young lady, do you realize how busy we are just fighting to protect your WAY OF LIFE?
You're right. On behalf of my entire refugee colony, I apologize!
Good! Now get back to the ruined tire factory and stay out of trouble.