Quarterback Confidential

Author: Zaster

Date: March 22, 2004

by Zaster
3-22-04
And its another great day for the Badgers! To what do you attribute today's victory, Ron?
Better living through chemistry, baby. You don't get guns like these by eating your wheaties!
This is a very important win for the team, isn't it?
Win? Lose? Either way we earn more scratch in one season than the fanboys see in a lifetime!
Ha ha! We all admire your candor, Ron. How do you intend to celebrate today's victory?
Oh, just another quiet evening at home... snorting coke out of a hooker's navel!