A Holiday for Everyone

Author: Zaster

Date: April 8, 2004

by Zaster
4-08-04
Mom, what is the meaning of Easter?
An anthropomorphic bunny distributes brightly colored hen fruit to herald in Spring.
Dad, what is the meaning of Easter?
The creator of the universe squeezes himself into a human frame, is executed in a backwater of the Roman Empire, then gets better.
Random Holiday Generator, what is the meaning of Easter?
Elvis Presley, dressed as a viking, returns from the planet Tatooine to give left-handed children free pineapples.