Hulk sell out NOW!

Author: Zaster

Date: April 15, 2004

by Zaster
4-15-04
Yes, I'm Bruce Banner's fiance'.
I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident, Ma'am. Dr. Banner was exposed to gamma radiation out on the test range!
*gasp*
He's alive, but his horrible mutations will prevent you from ever having a normal life together. I do have some good new, though!
There's a cure?
No. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!