FTC: The Horror of the Unspeakable Terror

Author: Zaster

Date: August 27, 2004

by Zaster
8-27-04
There's the stiff, er, victim, sir...dead as a bag full of rocks.
And you say there are no signs of violence on the body?
Not a scratch. But judging from his expression, something unbearably horrible must've happened.
Damn...what could've been bad enough to make him drop dead like that?
We figure he choked on a beer pretzel.
Oh. Chalk up another closed X-File!